Thu 10 Mar

The second craziest night of my life

  • Work dinner
  • Drink at a dive bar
  • Club with coworkers, with bottle service
  • Way too much gross blackberry vodka
  • Blackout
  • Lots of talking that I don’t remember
  • Deciding to go home, taking everything except my coat
  • At some point, puking in cab
  • At some point, realizing that I don’t have my coat (or my phone, keys or wallet)
  • Cab driver calls cops because I can’t pay him
  • Cops come and tell cab driver he can work out a deal with me or I go to jail
  • Act belligerent and try to convince all to let me go home 
  • Give cab driver my computer to keep as ransom 
  • Somehow get home and wake up my neighbors to get me into the building
  • Sleep in hallway
  • Wake up very smelly with puke all over my pants
  • Go to DePaul student center to email involved parties and track down my stuff
  • Coworker saves the day and drops off coat, with keys, phone, and wallet
  • Take a much needed shower
  • Vow to never go to a club and get bottle service ever again