January 2011
12 posts
Chicago’s freaking out
via The High Definite
My Go-To Places for Regional Italian Food in San... →
Italian food in San Francisco is the best!
If you wear a purple tie at the State of the Union does that mean you’re a moderate?
Hard-Partying Northwestern Students Thwarted by... →
And Northwestern does it again! Gawker loves NU.
Last week’s episode of Modern Family is a must-see.
“I was watching the previews to that trash when I was channel surfing,...”
– My mom’s facebook message to me in response to my status about Skins
Excerpt from Gawker's jersey shore recap
“In case you need to be briefed, Vinny has an enormous penis. This is a much a curse as a blessing. Whenever a guidette sees his penis, she must possess it. She must put it inside of her body and hope that it will bring her genetically blessed babies. Snooki saw this penis in Miami and then fought over it with her nemesis, Trash Bags. Now we discover that Snooki’s best friend, Ryder,...
Password pt. 3
ME: I need your email password
MOM: HOTMOM (in big letters)