December 2010
18 posts
Home by Three
Dad: be home by three. we are dropping off Xmas presents for the family we adopted for Xmas
Dad: you will want to dress down for this
“We used to play this game where we would knock on peoples doors at night, and...”
– Army boy on the airplane
Airplane Mode
Mom: How do I turn my phone off?
Me: Hold the red power button down. It’s usually the end call button
Mom: I don’t understand. I am getting on a plane. I don’t want to cause a plane crash.
Mom: Hi this is Steve, your mom wanted to let you know she found help turning off her phone, she’ll talk to you in 14 hours. Love you! (this is mom)
Drunken Miami University student tries to fell...
Monday, December 20, 2010 09:27 AM Associated Press
OXFORD, Ohio — Police have arrested a Miami University student they say was drunkenly trying to chop down a 30-foot pine he wanted for a Christmas tree.
Oxford police tell the Hamilton JournalNews they were called early yesterday morning. They say the 21-year-old told them he planned to chop down the pine and then cut off the top...
The NYT vows sections is getting scandalous →
Worst hangover of my life. Below are a series of texts sent to a friend:
-Mcgeesss
-Or not…evecyone already is our alive at fooo,.
-Where are you guys?
-Where is you???
Sporcle Typing Challenge →
Chicago's Other Sports Curse →
Who knew that the WSJ cared about Northwestern sports?!
I'm going to remember this short time period of my...
ebach2:
that time I sat on my ass for 3 weeks memorizing a bunch of drugs/how the kidney works/all the things that can go wrong with it and a bunch of other stuff (Genitourinary system)
I will not look back fondly on it (except for the bulls game! see earlier entry). One more week then freedom!
We miss you !!
Today I went to Starbucks and ordered a cafe au lait. Instead, I got a caramel brulee. Apparently, a cafe au lait at Starbucks is called a miso.
RIP plastic raybans that I wore for the past several years. They broke in half in my coat pocket. I guess now I’m just going to have to get real ones.
Is this for real? →
Did you know that Groupon’s CEO is a Northwestern music grad? Also, the company is only two years old and Google just offered them almost $6 billion. Pretty cool.