Sat 21 Jan
wellthatsadorable:

larhunter:

Attn: Well That’s Adorable

NEWS ALERT. THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION. PLEASE GAZE, SWOON, AND CARRY ON.
THIS HAS BEEN YOUR SATURDAY NEWS ALERT.

wellthatsadorable:

larhunter:

Attn: Well That’s Adorable

NEWS ALERT. THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION. PLEASE GAZE, SWOON, AND CARRY ON.

THIS HAS BEEN YOUR SATURDAY NEWS ALERT.

Mon 16 Jan
Fri 6 Jan
Wed 21 Dec
Sun 11 Dec

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Thu 8 Dec
phuuuuu:

see also “heyy”

phuuuuu:

see also “heyy”

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Mon 21 Nov

My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes—but I like danger.’

We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car’s on fire. You go, ‘Aziz, your car’s on fire. Aren’t you upset?’ I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No. I knew this was gonna happen.’

And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.

— Aziz Ansari on his perfect date (x)

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Tue 11 Oct
This happens to me way too often.
toptumbles:

Drunk texting

This happens to me way too often.

toptumbles:

Drunk texting

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Mon 10 Oct

New York

McSorleys. 10 Degrees. 7a. Ulysses on Stone Street. MOMA. Jimmy at the James Hotel. Lavo. Chinatown. New Museum. Topshop. Blondies. Other bars. Bua. Brunch. Tompkins Square Dog Run. Good Beer. Rooftop drinks. Indian food. 10 Degrees.

Until next time, NYC.

Wed 5 Oct

szotzee:

ello

(Source: des-fragmentar)